To catch a kitten

Today, we shall document the capture of one of nature's most elusive creatures: the kitten. The kitten in question is small (although he has recently been getting more chunky, despite popular rumors that has not made him easier to catch), black, and fuzzy. Very fuzzy. In the early days, before he got smart, it was as simple as closing all of the doors upstairs and then chasing him. Or getting him to run into a bathroom. Both of those were pretty much guaranteed to catch him. Now, however, it is a much more difficult maneuver. Even with him trapped in between two people bent down, you still may not catch him. The best way to get him is either when you get him trapped behind a couch, or when you catch him sleeping. Otherwise, be prepared for a lot of trouble.